Archive for 'Just for Fun' Category

Perfume: One Man’s Meat Is Another Man’s Poison

Feb 12th, 2009 by Diane Seymour | 2

Image by annieo76 Already five minutes late for meeting my husband in the food court, I weave my way quickly through the racks of skinny clothes in Macy’s junior section, beating a fast path toward the mall center. With just a few feet to go before the doorway, I swerve left, eyes drawn to the […]

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Gift of the Magic Christmas Cookies

Dec 17th, 2008 by Diane Seymour | 0

Image by DeeCee ”How do you put the stuff in the middle?” my niece asks, turning the sugar cookie round and round and upside down, trying to find a clue to the mystery. I just smile and say, “It’s Christmas magic!” Beverly, my co-worker from many moons ago can claim ownership to the original, but […]

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One Hundred Years to Forgiveness

Sep 17th, 2008 by Diane Seymour | 0

Image by Patrick Gage In 1907, my great-grandma and her six young daughters departed from the western port of Glasgow, Scotland bound for the U.S. in the dirty, stinking, rocking, noisy, damp belly of the S.S. Columbia. Pinned inside her dress was enough money to deliver them all to Ohio where her husband anxiously waited. […]

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Pie Bakers Unite!

Sep 3rd, 2008 by Diane Seymour | 0

Image by Benimoto “What kind do you want?” I ask, turning sideways from behind the booth counter so that I can point out the goods. “This apple with two crusts or Aunt Marie’s apple crumb? The fat blueberry or Suky’s fresh-off-the bush-today blackberry? Red cherry or that lemon with mountains of meringue? Fresh peach or […]

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Life’s To-Do List, Revised

Aug 14th, 2008 by Diane Seymour | 1

Image by Don Fulano Tina Turner probably doesn’t need another back-up dancer anyway. Not that I had a real shot at it, since I never took dance lessons, and standing tall, I max out at five foot one inch and just a little bit more. “Man, I’d still love to dress my sturdy thighs in […]

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Locking Keys in the Car – Another True Story

Jul 5th, 2008 by Diane Seymour | 2

Image by ptofnoretrn77 “Rats, I’ve really done it this time. Gary’s not going to believe this!” I started the long walk up the hill, imagining his reaction to my latest fiasco as I stared into the darkness ahead of me. “You locked the key in the van when you stopped at the mailbox?” He asked. […]

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A Cat Story: Home Beckons

Jun 16th, 2008 by Diane Seymour | 2

Image by biddit “He just shot out of the back seat before we could catch him.” My mother-in-law apologized over and over again, as I fought back a wave of panic. “Why in the world didn’t they put him in the cat carrier,” I thought. Biting my tongue, I quickly told her not to worry. […]

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Laughing at Yourself Can Be Healthy

May 30th, 2008 by Diane Seymour | 0

Image by ickypoo Last night, I laughed out loud at myself. The lady going by me in the aisle of the drug store smiled as she passed by. Just moments before, a man had hurried by as I tried on sunglasses at the end of Aisle 5. Almost immediately, he walked by me again going […]

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Locking Keys in the Car – A Family Legend

May 22nd, 2008 by Diane Seymour | 3

My son recently wrote an article suggesting ways to develop the good habit of never locking your keys in the car. If you follow his advice, you’re sure to avoid the stress and embarrassment that I’ve suffered several times in my lifetime. Tyler’s focus on car keys may be a direct reaction to growing up […]

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